Bob Barker is a spider to dogs

"Spiders help control the insect population..."

I would rather have a world filled with insect, because insects don't bother me.  For the most part they do nothing.  I want to live in a world where every day is like walking through a swampy marsh, where you're basically attacked by insects every second.  Sure mosquitos and flies can get annoying, but I would rather be annoyed by an insect, then go through the horror of running into a spider.  I would cake my skin with bug repellent and become highly flammable if I needed to because whenever there's a spider that needs killed, there is never anyone around me to kill it.

Really though, I don't think that spiders control crap when it comes to insect population.  When I worked for Goeglein's Catering, there have been times where I had to set up for parties outside in parks and what not.  The area is usually filled with spiders and I work the entire day with intense stress, I hate it.  But you know what I find?  The spiders are chillin, for the most part, doing nothing but looking at me and saying "boo...hahaha" as the surrounding area is infested with every bug known to man.  Controlling the insect population...right.  Just like Bob Barker controlling the dog population in a third-world country.  

Their little webs they like to call home are usually hiding in the corner or rim around a building.  We all know that the webs are to hold their prey as the spider prepares for its demonic cultic ritual of sucking blood (I shiver at the thought).  But thats all that webs do and what are the odds that insects fall into that trap.  Obviously little-to-none because there are far more insects then there are spiders.  I think that throughout time, insects have evolved into a smarted creature where they know not to fall under the traps of a spider.  But there's always that idiot that has to test the waters and therefore feeds the spiders, making them live a life longer than what I wish they had.

You know what controls the insect population?  Deet. A bunch of bug repellent. Those glowing lights that zap the insects when they fly into it.  Reptiles like frogs, lizards, etc.  We need more of them running around.  Imagine, a bunch of frogs chilling outside instead of spiders.  What a world that would be.

But what the world really needs, is a way to control the spider population.  I would like to completely wipe out all existing spiders and never have them come back into this earth again.  This world would be a lot better without spiders because they serve NO purpose at all.  If you can think of a reason why they live, let me know.  They don't fall under any food chain, or circle of life.  They just roam the earth waiting to scare the shit out of me.  I hate you spiders, I really do.